John Kerry: He'll defend you from aliens too!

John Kerry is taking his new "strong on defense" position a little too seriously. Apparently he sees aliens as a threat too!
"But I can do a better job of protecting America's security because the test that I was talking about was a test of legitimacy, not just in the globe, but elsewhere."

John Kerry
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OK, maybe I'm going a bit overboard here, but what a ridiculous statement! The "global test" is a test of legitimacy in places other than this world? Huh? So not only must the Germans, the French, the Russians, and the UN sign off, but the Martians need to as well? ;) This just shows that the Senator from Massachusetts must not be quite as intelligent as we thought...

Oh, and for you folks out there that think I'm nit-pickin' over nothing, if Bush had said this it would have merited a front-page story on the NY Times saying that Bush is either crazy or stupid. It should go both ways folks, that quote is simply asinine.

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